Rude Birthday Cards
Jim Fixed It For Me - Birthday Card
5.0 / 5.0
3 Reviews
Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying bought you by Jimmy Savile. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extre...
View full detailsHappy Birthday Sheep Shagger Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Know someone with the reputation of being a sheep shagger, or do you have a Welsh friend you like to make fun of, then this is the perfect card for...
View full detailsMy Aim In Life Greetings Card
Dad, my aim in life is to be as funny as you think you are - great card for dad this Father's Day or on his birthday.
Jesus Loves You Greetings Card
Jesus Loves You Greetings Card
Chance Made Us Colleagues - Leavers Card
They say you can't choose your family, but sometimes you cannot choose your work colleagues either! However, you can choose your friends, and no do...
View full detailsOnly XXX Are Born XXX - Grunge Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
Happy Birthday You Absolute XXX - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.
With Old Age Comes New Skills Card
With Old Age Comes New Skills Card
Fastest Sperm Birthday Card
Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card
Mum Of All The Fannies In The World Card
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.
Fuck You're Old Greetings Card
Fuck You're Old Birthday Card
PERSONALISED Thanks For All The Orgasms Greetings Card
It's always polite to say thank you so show your appreciation with this great personalised Anniversary or Valentine's Day card!Please leave the 'To...
View full detailsHappy Birthday You Massive Cock
An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!
You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet Happy Birthday Card
You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet
You Make My Pussy Wet Greetings Card
Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...
View full detailsSit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Greetings Card
Sit On My Face & Glaze Me Like A Doughnut Card
Some Dads Are Wankers Greetings Card
Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!
Only XXX Are Born XXX - Present Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
Thanks For Not Pulling Out Dad Greetings Card
If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.
On This Day You Came Out Of A Vagina Greetings Card
5.0 / 5.0
1 Review
This card really says it all ....
Grumpy Old Man Greetings Card
Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are jus...
View full detailsOh It's Your Birthday Greeting Card
Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card
Rude Hey Happy Birthday Card
Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!
The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Greeting Card
The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card