Rude Birthday Cards
Birthday To Do List Card
Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, ...
View full detailsYou're The Only Wiener For My Buns Anniversary Card
There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if...
View full detailsYou Make My Wiener Squirt Anniversary Card
Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as eithe...
View full detailsNothing Says Love Like Anal - Birthday Card
Nothing says love more than anal.........what a great birthday present! Let the other half know what is on your mind for their birthday treat!
Foil - I Fucking Love You - Greetings Card
It's plain and simple, with a little shine. Sometimes it is the best way to just say I fucking love you! It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend...
View full detailsFoil - Here Is Your Obligatory Romantic Card - Greetings Card
Who said the romance is dead? You always get the obligatory romantic card for the other half. It is perfect for a boyfriend, girlfriend, husband or...
View full detailsStepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Card
Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit
You Are The Only Reason I Shave My Legs Card
Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fittin...
View full detailsYou Are A Prick Greetings Card
You Are A Prick Greetings Card
If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card
If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card
World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card
World's Okayest Mum Greetings Card
Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Butterfly - Card
Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!
Mum Thanks For Not Swallowing Me - Dinosaur - Card
Show your mum your appreciation for not swallowing you!
Only XXX Are Born - Cake Design - Greetings Card
Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.
Mum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit Greetings Card
Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.
Presence Is More Important Than Presents Greetings Card
What more could anyone want than your company?!
My Present To You Greetings Card
Don't know what to give as a present? Well, say it with this card...
Most Stepdads Are Wankers Greetings Card
Most Stepdads Are Wankers Card
It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Greetings Card
It's Time To Start Lying About Your Age Birthday Card
I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card
I Am Older Than The Internet Greetings Card
Charlie Uniform November Tango Greetings Card
Sometimes the perfect word is cunt, yet it is not always possible to say it. So in comes the phonetic alphabet and do it the most British way possi...
View full detailsBirthday Wanker Greetings Card
Let someone know your true feelings on their birthday with the blunt and to the point greetings card.
Another Year Closer To Velcro Shoes Greetings Card
The title says it all..........we can smell the shit from here!