Rude Occasion Cards

Let someone know that they make your pussy wet, a perfect card for birthday's, anniversaries or Valentine's Day......we cannot be held responsible ...

Celebrate the happy couple's undying love with this unique, rude engagement card. Guaranteed to get a laugh, this card is a one-of-a-kind way to sa...

Show your cheeky side with this hilarious birthday card! With a playful word play and humorous tone, this card perfectly captures the quirky relati...

Surprise your loved one with this quirky card for your anniversary or Valentine's Day. With a rude beaver graphic, it's sure to make them laugh. Ma...

Give your special someone a cheeky surprise with our Nice Beaver Card. Perfect for Valentine's Day or anniversaries, this card's rude humour will b...

Hen Parties are like fight club. What happens at a hen party, stays at the hen party, it's the rules!

Wedding Bellends Greeting Card

Wedding Wankers Greeting Card

This Father's Day, send a card that says it all: "Your Pull Out Game Is Weak!" Your Dad will love this funny (yet pointed) card, which is square in...

You Make My Knob Throb Card

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

So your friend has just moved into their new house and they are all excited and proud of themselves. Let's just hope the neighbours aren't arseholes!!

Spread joy this Christmas with this non-traditional grumpy cat Christmas card!

Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Let your friend know how how you feel about them with this funny get well soon card.

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

Your work bestie has handed in their notice and have a new job. Let them know that you will miss them and how much you ignored their emails.

A rude card that is sure to give your Mum (and maybe your Dad) a laugh this Mother's Day.

Mum thanks for putting up with my shit over the years. Funny card, perfect for you Mother's Day or her birthday.

Let someone know that they are the reason that Santa has a naughty list........what you write on the inside of this Christmas card for their reason...

Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management".This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of h...

Congratulations on the big day and becoming "Under New Management".This wedding card will proudly display the new appointment, only many years of h...

My *** Approves Of You Greetings Card