Gifts Under £5

Cancer is a twat, in fact, it can fuck off!This card is beautifully worded for someone that either beats cancer, or if someone tragically loses the...

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Perfect for a hen do, this card can be personalised with any name to make it that little bit more special.

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

This is the perfect card for couples who love to get down and dirty! The front of the card shows a playful doggy-style illustration, and reads "Hap...

The perfect birthday card for your friend that loves Pandas! Awwwww, so cute!

Sometimes it can be quite the surprise when someone pass their driving test, when you weren't expecting them to. This card shows those sentiments p...

You are in a loving relationship and you are loving the fact that you will be growing old together, yet you love it even more that the other half h...

The perfect birthday card to give to your "strawberry blonde" friend. This card usually gets paired up with the orange envelope, yet we have no ide...

Ok, so who really believes that Mary was a virgin and Jesus is the son of God?We think that maybe she just needs to admit she was having an affair ...

Christmas is my second favourite C word..........my personal favourite is "cunt", however, it is deemed bit of a bad one, to put on a Christmas car...

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

Choose from 4 different designs, Bell End, Moron, Prick, & Wanker - these will go down a treat.

A card that shows true love.

They may be ill, but talk about attention seeking...........I'm sure some people will do anything to get some attention!Let them know how how you f...

With Old Age Comes New Skills Card

Add some humour to your morning routine with our Great Tits Coaster! This funny coaster features a clever innuendo and playful design, making it th...

Jim Fixed It For Me, is a little add on to Jim'll Fix It TV show & saying. This gift is a HIGHLY OFFENSIVE and extremely risqué coaster to have...

Celebrate the future with this charming birthday card. Show your love and appreciation to your wife-to-be with the "Next Birthday You Will Be My Wi...

Celebrate the future with this charming Christmas card. Show your love and appreciation to your husband-to-be with the "Next Christmas You Will Be ...

This unique declaration of love celebrates the whole package: their amazing personality and an attribute we won't mention! Show your special someon...

Wish your special someone a merry Christmas with this fun and festive "Merry Christmas Wife - Reindeer Christmas Card"! Featuring a charming Santa ...

We Go Together Greeting Card

Looking for a unique way to add some flair to your Christmas decor? Check out these adorable snowflake-shaped wooden table scatter pieces! They're ...