Happy Birthday From Your Fastest Sperm Card

Give your Mum a laugh with this rude greeting card, that can be used for her birthday or Mother's Day.

Fuck You're Old Birthday Card

An amusing birthday card for one of your friends, or someone you don't like.......what a perfect chance to call someone a massive cock!

You Make Me Wetter Than A Dolphins Duvet

Some people have got good ones, some have got crappy ones!

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat.

If you are looking for a hilarious card for Father's Day, then this card is perfect.

This card really says it all ....

Is someone you know getting older and older on their upcoming birthday?If you want to rub it in that you are younger, or the fact that they are just a grumpy old man, then this birthday card is perfect for him.

Show your cheeky side with this hilarious birthday card! With a playful word play and humorous tone, this card perfectly captures the quirky relationship between siblings. Mum may have made you get it, but you'll definitely have the last laugh.

Oh It's Your Birthday Grumpy Cat Birthday Card

Hey Idiot, Prick or Wanker Happy Birthday!

The Only Thing Getting Blown On Your Birthday Card

Hilarious birthday card for your other half.Available in different designs such as anal, orgasm, blowjob & you. If none of these fit the bill, then select 'Your Text' and fill in the personalisation box above.

There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend, it is bound to put a smile...

Let your other half know that they make your wiener squirt. There is nothing better than an adult rated innuendo, and this card is perfect as either an anniversary card or birthday card. It doesn't matter if you are giving this to your husband,...

Stepmum Thanks For Putting Up With My Shit

Let that special someone know that they are the only reason that you shave your legs, and it helps make you be a better person. This card is fitting for birthdays, anniversaries or Valentine's Day........only if you have actually shaved your legs of course.

You Are A Prick Greetings Card

If Dad Can't Fix It Greetings Card

Choose from 4 different designs, Cunts, Dickheads, Legends, & Twats - these will go down a treat. Cards will not display a censored sticker when shipped.